<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of pooja  bishnoi</title><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of pooja  bishnoi</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>EID MUBARAK</title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #009900" color=#cccccc size=4>Dear All,</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #009900" color=#cccccc size=4>Wishing You n your family a Very Happy & Safe Eid</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #009900" color=#cccccc size=4>EID MUBARAK</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #009900" color=#cccccc size=4>Pooja</FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/323/a8fd6110d18441c4adbb900a495a1066/homep/images/1222846616">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:03:03 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/10/01/EID-MUBARAK.html</link></item><item><title>Ganpati Bappa Moryaaaa</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=maroon size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: maroon">Plz see this ganpati photo                                                                    </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT color=black size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN></FONT><STRONG><B><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=maroon><SPAN style="COLOR: maroon">Ganpati Bappa Moryaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><BR><FONT face=Arial color=navy size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></P></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 99.6%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" width="99%"><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 100%" cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top width="100%"><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><FONT face=Arial color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Look at the eyes for few seconds. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=maroon><SPAN style="COLOR: maroon"> </SPAN></FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/323/a8fd6110d18441c4adbb900a495a1066/homep/images/1222835404">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:57:22 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/10/01/Ganpati-Bappa-Moryaaaa-1.html</link></item><item><title>Which Tree Do You Fall From</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#a040ff>Good Morning !!! When is your birthday and how far u agree / disagree with the predictions ?</FONT></STRONG></DIV><DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#a040ff></FONT></STRONG> </DIV><DIV><STRONG><FONT color=#a040ff>Regards,<BR></FONT></STRONG></DIV><DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif"><SPAN class=gmail_quote><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=gmail_quote>-----------------------<BR></SPAN><STRONG><EM>What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down... This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. <BR><BR>Jan 01 to Jan 11 - <FONT color=#666600>FIR TREE (Mysterious)</FONT><BR><BR>Jan 12 to Jan 24 - <FONT color=#ff99ff>ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) </FONT><BR><BR>Jan 25 to Feb 03 - <FONT color=#993300>CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness)</FONT><BR><BR>Feb 04 to Feb 08 - <FONT color=#990000>POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) </FONT><BR><BR>Feb 09 to Feb 18 - <FONT color=#3366ff>CEDAR TREE (Confidence)</FONT> <BR><BR>Feb 19 to Feb 28 - <FONT color=#ffcc66>PINE TREE (Particular) </FONT><BR><BR>Mar 01 to Mar 10 - <FONT color=#660000>WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy)</FONT><BR><BR>Mar 11 to Mar 20 - <FONT color=#ffcc66>LIME TREE (Doubt)</FONT><BR><BR>Mar 21 - <FONT color=#993399>OAK TREE (Brave) </FONT><BR><BR>Mar 22 to Mar 31 -<FONT color=#ff6600>HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary)</FONT><BR><BR>Apr 01 to Apr 10 - <FONT color=#9999ff>ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) </FONT><BR><BR>Apr 11 to Apr 20 - <FONT color=#cc0000>MAPLE TREE (Independent) -</FONT><BR><BR>Apr 21 to Apr 30 - <FONT color=#999900>WALNUT TREE (Passion) </FONT><BR><BR>May 01 to May 14 - <FONT color=#990000>POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) </FONT><BR><BR>May 15 to May 24 - <FONT color=#6666cc>CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty)</FONT><BR><BR>May 25 to Jun 03 - <FONT color=#666666>ASH TREE (Ambition) </FONT><BR><BR>Jun 04 to Jun 13 - <FONT color=#3333ff>HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste)</FONT><BR><BR>Jun 14 to Jun 23 - <FONT color=#ffcccc>FIG TREE (Sensibility)</FONT><BR><BR>Jun 24 - <FONT color=#33cc00>BIRCH TREE (Inspiration)</FONT><BR><BR>Jun 25 to Jul 04 - <FONT color=#cc0000>APPLE TREE (Love)</FONT><BR><BR>Jul 05 to Jul 14 - <FONT color=#666600>FIR TREE (Mysterious)</FONT><BR><BR>Jul 15 to Jul 25 - <FONT color=#ff99ff>ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) </FONT><BR><BR>Jul 26 to Aug 04 - <FONT color=#993300>CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness)</FONT><BR><BR>Aug 05 to Aug 13 - <FONT color=#990000>POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) </FONT><BR><BR>Aug 14 to Aug 23 - <FONT color=#3366ff>CEDAR TREE (Confidence)</FONT> <BR><BR>Aug 24 to Sep 02 - <FONT color=#ffcc66>PINE TREE (Particular) </FONT><BR><BR>Sep 03 to Sep 12 - <FONT color=#660000>WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy)</FONT><BR><BR>Sep 13 to Sep 22 - <FONT color=#ffcc66>LIME TREE (Doubt)</FONT><BR><BR>Sep 23 - <FONT color=#339999>OLIVE TREE (Wisdom)</FONT><BR><BR>Sep 24 to Oct 03 - <FONT color=#ff6600>HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary)</FONT><BR><BR>Oct 04 to Oct 13 - <FONT color=#9999ff>ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) </FONT><BR><BR>Oct 14 to Oct 23 - <FONT color=#cc0000>MAPLE TREE (Independent) -</FONT><BR><BR>Oct 24 to Nov 11 - <FONT color=#999900>WALNUT TREE (Passion) </FONT><BR><BR>Nov 12 to Nov 21 - <FONT color=#6666cc>CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty)</FONT><BR><BR>Nov 22 to Dec 01 - <FONT color=#666666>ASH TREE (Ambition) </FONT><BR><BR>Dec 02 to Dec 11 - <FONT color=#3333ff>HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste)</FONT><BR><BR>Dec 12 to Dec 21 - <FONT color=#ffcccc>FIG TREE (Sensibility)</FONT><BR><BR>Dec 22 - <FONT color=#ffcc00>BEECH TREE (Creative)</FONT> <BR><BR>Dec 23 to Dec 31 - <FONT color=#cc0000>APPLE TREE (Love)</FONT><BR><BR><FONT color=#cc0000>APPLE TREE (Love)</FONT> - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination. <BR><BR><FONT color=#666666>ASH TREE (Ambition) </FONT>- uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously. <BR><BR><FONT color=#ffcc00>BEECH TREE (Creative)</FONT> - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.) <BR><BR><FONT color=#33cc00>BIRCH TREE (Inspiration)</FONT> - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere. <BR><BR><FONT color=#3366ff>CEDAR TREE (Confidence)</FONT> - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. <BR><BR><FONT color=#6666cc>CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty)</FONT> - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner. <BR><BR><FONT color=#993300>CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness)</FONT> - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless. <BR><BR><FONT color=#ff99ff>ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) </FONT>- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical. <BR><BR><FONT color=#ffcccc>FIG TREE (Sensibility)</FONT> - very strong, a bit self-willed,independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence. <BR><BR><FONT color=#666600>FIR TREE (Mysterious)</FONT> - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable. <BR><BR><FONT color=#ff6600>HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary)</FONT> - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment. <BR><BR><FONT color=#3333ff>HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste)</FONT> - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. <BR><BR><FONT color=#ffcc66>LIME TREE (Doubt)</FONT> - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal. <BR><BR><FONT color=#cc0000>MAPLE TREE (Independent) -</FONT> no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. <BR><BR><FONT color=#993399>OAK TREE (Brave) </FONT>- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action. <BR><BR><FONT color=#339999>OLIVE TREE (Wisdom)</FONT> - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people. <BR><BR><FONT color=#ffcc66>PINE TREE (Particular) </FONT>- loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical. <BR><BR><FONT color=#990000>POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) </FONT>- looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously. <BR><BR><FONT color=#9999ff>ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) </FONT>- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive. <BR><BR><FONT color=#999900>WALNUT TREE (Passion) </FONT>- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise. <BR><BR><FONT color=#660000>WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy)</FONT> - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner </EM></STRONG><BR> </DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:55:39 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/10/01/Which-Tree-Do-You-Fall-From-1.html</link></item><item><title>JAI MATA DI</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">JAI MATA DI </SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MATA HUM SAB PAR AAPNI KRIPA BANAE RAKHE</SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=fuchsia size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAA    KI    JYOTI     SE   NOOR MILTA HAI<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=fuchsia size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">SABKE   DILO    KO    SURUR   MILTA HAI<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=fuchsia size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">JO   BHI   JAATA  HAI  MAA   KE   DWARE<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=fuchsia size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">KUCH NA KUCH USKO JAROOR MILTA HAI <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=3><SPAN lang=ES-CO style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">SUBH NAVRATRI TO ALL</SPAN></FONT></B></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/323/a8fd6110d18441c4adbb900a495a1066/homep/images/1222835134">]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:55:25 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/10/01/JAI-MATA-DI-1.html</link></item><item><title>Good Morning!!!!!</title><description><![CDATA[<SPAN style="COLOR: navy"><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" size=7>Hi ,</FONT></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal><FONT color=navy size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">Good Morning!!!!! - With a beautiful message.........</SPAN></FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/323/a8fd6110d18441c4adbb900a495a1066/homep/images/1221112856">]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:24:39 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/11/Good-Morning.html</link></item><item><title>Some of the best moments in life</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal><B><U><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=red size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red">Some of the best moments in life</SPAN></FONT></U></B><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR></SPAN></FONT><I><FONT color=#006000 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #006000; FONT-STYLE: italic">* To fall in love.</SPAN></FONT></I><I><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic"> <FONT color=#c20000><SPAN style="COLOR: #c20000"><BR><BR><BR>* To laugh until it hurts your stomach</SPAN></FONT>.<FONT color=#000061><SPAN style="COLOR: #000061"><BR><BR><BR>* To find mails by the thousands when you <BR>return from a vacation.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#2f2f2f><SPAN style="COLOR: #2f2f2f"><BR><BR><BR>* To go for a vacation to some pretty <BR>place.</SPAN></FONT> <FONT color=#a1009f><SPAN style="COLOR: #a1009f"><BR><BR><BR>* To listen to your favorite song in the <BR>radio.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><BR><I><FONT color=#00a000 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #00a000; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>* To go to bed and to listen while it rains <BR>outside.</SPAN></FONT></I><I><FONT color=#4100c2 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #4100c2; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR><BR><BR>* To leave the shower and find that the <BR>towel is warm</SPAN></FONT></I><I><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; FONT-STYLE: italic">.<FONT color=#a13f00><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"><BR><BR><BR>* To clear your last exam.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#4141ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #4141ff"><BR><BR><BR>* To receive a call from someone, you don't<BR>see a lot, but you want to.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#a13f00><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"><BR><BR><BR>* A good conversation with a sweet person.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#a1009f><SPAN style="COLOR: #a1009f"><BR><BR><BR>* To find money in a pant that you haven't <BR>used since last year . </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#400000><SPAN style="COLOR: #400000"><BR><BR><BR>* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, <BR>making faces.:))) </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#e26200><SPAN style="COLOR: #e26200"><BR><BR><BR>* Calls at midnight that last for hours.:))</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#c20000><SPAN style="COLOR: #c20000"><BR><BR><BR>* To laugh without a reason.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#00a000><SPAN style="COLOR: #00a000"><BR><BR><BR>* To accidentally hear somebody say <BR>something good about you. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#4000a2><SPAN style="COLOR: #4000a2"><BR><BR><BR>* To wake up and realize it is still <BR>possible to sleep for a couple of <BR>hours.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#00a000><SPAN style="COLOR: #00a000"><BR><BR><BR>* To hear a song that makes you remember a<BR>special person.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#a00000><SPAN style="COLOR: #a00000"><BR><BR><BR>* To be part of a team.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#000061><SPAN style="COLOR: #000061"><BR><BR><BR>* To watch the sunset from the hill top.</SPAN></FONT> <FONT color=#a13f00><SPAN style="COLOR: #a13f00"><BR><BR><BR>* To make new friends.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#ff6088><SPAN style="COLOR: #ff6088"><BR><BR><BR>* To feel butterflies! in the stomach every<BR>time that you see that person.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#4181ff><SPAN style="COLOR: #4181ff"><BR><BR><BR>* To pass time with your best friends.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#004200><SPAN style="COLOR: #004200"><BR><BR><BR>* To see people that you like, feeling<BR>happy. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#a00000><SPAN style="COLOR: #a00000"><BR><BR><BR>* To use a sweater of the person that you <BR>like and find that it still<BR>smells of their perfume. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#00a000><SPAN style="COLOR: #00a000"><BR><BR><BR>* See an old friend again and to feel that<BR>the things have not changed</SPAN></FONT>.<FONT color=#2020a0><SPAN style="COLOR: #2020a0"><BR><BR><BR>* To take an evening walk along the beach. </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#604200><SPAN style="COLOR: #604200"><BR><BR><BR>* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#40005f><SPAN style="COLOR: #40005f"><BR><BR><BR>* To laugh .......laugh. .......and laugh<BR>.......... remembering stupid<BR>things done with stupid friends.<B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR><BR>.....................These are the best<BR>moments of  life....</SPAN></B></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></I> <BR><B><I><FONT color=#a00000 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #a00000; FONT-STYLE: italic">Let us learn to cherish </SPAN></FONT></I></B>  <BR>  <BR></P><P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">*</SPAN></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:19:59 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/11/Some-of-the-best-moments-in-life-1.html</link></item><item><title>Read it&quot;- care fully</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">I <SPAN> </SPAN>was <SPAN> </SPAN>walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old..<BR>The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. <O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black"><SPAN> </SPAN>Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''<BR>The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''<BR>Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around.. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.<BR>Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll  to.<BR>'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.<O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black"><SPAN> </SPAN>'I replied to him that may be Santa Claus would bring it to he rafter all, and not to worry .<O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. <SPAN> </SPAN>I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there .'His eyes were so sad while saying this.. <SPAN>    </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red">'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">, <SPAN> </SPAN><O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister. <O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">My heart nearly stopped.<BR>The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall. 'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'<BR>'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.<BR>I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?' ''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.<BR>The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money! 'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll ,so that mommy could give It to my sister. <O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses .<O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black">'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black"><O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red"><SPAN> </SPAN>Icouldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state<O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black"><SPAN> </SPAN>The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the<BR>newspaper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed , feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red">Please’--=== DO NOT DRINK &amp; DRIVE.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: black"><O></O></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><O></SPAN></P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:13:23 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/11/Read-it-care-fully-1.html</link></item><item><title>Again SARDAR</title><description><![CDATA[<STRONG><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5>Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. <BR>Friend: Y? <BR>Sardar: Got upper berth. <BR>Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? <BR>Sardar: oye<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. <BR>  <BR></FONT><FONT color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime">2</SPAN></FONT></STRONG><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> <BR>  Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> nobody <BR>  Will b there............. <BR>  Girl goes at night &amp; really nobody was there <BR>  <BR> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">3</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> <BR>  A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. <BR>  After seeing the Form He had gone to <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">DELHI</ST1:CITY></ST1:PLACE></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">for <BR>  Filling up. U knows y? <BR>  FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">4 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered <BR>  huge Loss. <BR>  Do u know what the business was? . . . . . <BR>  He opened a Saloon in <ST1:PLACE w:st="on">Punjab</ST1:PLACE>!. <BR>  <BR> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype&#13;&#10; Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'MonotypeCorsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">5</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  A Teacher lecturing on population - In <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:COUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">India</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION></ST1:PLACE></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">after <BR>  Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. <BR>  A Sardar stands up- we must find &amp; stop her!. <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">6 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardar-why r all these people running? <BR>  Man- This is a race<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> the winner will get the cup. <BR>  Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> why r <BR>  others running? <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">7</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. <BR>  Again had twins &amp; named Peter &amp; Repeater. <BR>  again twins &amp; named Max &amp; Climax. <BR>  Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them <BR>  TIRED&amp;RETIRED! <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">8 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME <BR>  IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS <BR>  ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">9</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face <BR>  in a funeral function<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> suddenly all relatives beat <BR>  him why? <BR>  He said "SMILE PLEASE" <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">10 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence <BR>  into future tense. <BR>  Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">  11</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Srdr gets ready <ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME>wears tie<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> coat <ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME>goes out<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> climbs <BR>  tree<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why <BR>  he does this. <BR>  Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager." <BR>  <BR> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">12</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open <BR>  mouth................. WHY? <BR>  because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-= <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">13 </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. <BR>  He was not sure as to   what   to be filled in column "Salary Expected". <BR>  After much thought he wrote : Yes! <BR>  <BR> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> 14 </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  SARDAR &amp; FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. </SPAN></FONT></B><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">  HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF <BR>  - I SARDAR<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> SHE   SARDARNEE<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> <BR>  THE BOY MY KID &amp; THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">15</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to <BR>  his college. <BR>  U knw Why? <BR>  Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">16</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. <BR>  Servant: It"s already raining. <BR>  Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">17</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> <BR>  Santa! Your daughter has died! <BR>  Depressed<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> Sardar jumps from 100th floor <BR>  At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! <BR>  At 25flr:I'm unmarried! <BR>  At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">18</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> <BR>  ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS <BR>  HIM<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME>DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? <BR>  HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER <BR>  <BR> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">19</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardar found the answer to the most difficult <BR>  question ever - What will come first<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> Chicken or <BR>  egg? <BR>  O Yaar<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> what ever u order first will come first. <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">20</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was <BR>  laughing. <BR>  A bystander: why are u laughing? <BR>  Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch <BR>  network is following me. <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">21 </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. <BR>  Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax. <BR>  Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs <BR>  back.! <BR>  <BR> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">22</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  A teacher told all students in a class to write an <BR>  essay on a cricket match. <BR>  All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote <BR>  "DUE TO RAIN<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> NO MATCH!" <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">23 </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This <BR>  Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u <BR>  could have posted it.... <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">24 </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? <BR>  He will compare it with the original for any <BR>  spelling mistakes. <BR>  <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">  25</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> <BR>  Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder <BR>  to you'........... <BR>  Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME>I'll marry you <BR>  NEXT YEAR. <BR>  <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">26</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> <BR>  WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT <BR>  EMERGENCY? <BR>  ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE. <BR>  <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">27 </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><BR>  Sardar &amp; his wife buy coffee in a shop. <BR>  Sardar says... Drink quickly...... <BR>  Wife asks why... <BR>  sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">28</SPAN></FONT></B> <O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">  A Sardar &amp; his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. <BR>  Judge asked: How'll U divide<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> U"VE 3 children? <BR>  Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll <BR>  apply NEXT YEAR <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">29</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Sardar's wish :when i die<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME>i wana die lik my grandpa <BR>  who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like <BR>  all d passengers in d car he was driving.. <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.65pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">  <O:P></O:P></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.65pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">  <O:P></O:P></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">30</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">Sardar at an <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">Art</ST1:PLACENAME> <ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">Gallery</ST1:PLACENAME></ST1:PLACE>: I suppose this horrible <BR>  looking thing is what you call modern art ? <BR>  Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> thats a mirror! <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">32</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Sardar was writing something very slowly. <BR>  Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? <BR>  Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> he can't <BR>  read very fast. <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">33</SPAN></FONT></B> <O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">  Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard <BR>  in <ST1:PLACE w:st="on">Punjab</ST1:PLACE> . Local sardars have so far found 500 <BR>  bodies and are still digging for more.. <BR>  <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">34</SPAN></FONT></B> <O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">A man asked sardarji<ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on">,</ST1:PERSONNAME> why Manmohan singh goes <BR>  walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji <BR>  replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM". <BR>  <BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 20pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">35</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man <BR>  says CHIN YU YAN n dies. <BR>  Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last <BR>  words. <BR>  It is 'U R STANDNG ON  OXYGEN  TUBE!" <BR>  </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=lime size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: lime; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">3 6 </SPAN></FONT></B><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face="Monotype Corsiva" color=#660033 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #660033; FONT-FAMILY: 'Monotype Corsiva'">Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with <BR>  his eyes closed. <BR>  His wife asked what you are doing ? <BR>  He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping. </SPAN></FONT></B><O:P></O:P></P></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:11:02 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/11/Again-SARDAR-1.html</link></item><item><title>Worth reading ,mail from Infosysis boss to his staff</title><description><![CDATA[<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=4>Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:<BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on...<BR>PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...<BR>And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...<BR><BR>All or most specimens are ??<BR>Something male species of the human race...<BR><BR>Look closer... Again all or most of them are bachelors...<BR><BR>And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!<BR>Any guesses???<BR>Let's ask one of them...<BR>Here's what he says... 'What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!'<BR><BR>This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices.<BR><BR>Bachelors 'Time-passing' during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...<BR>Now what r the consequences...<BR><BR>'Working' (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.<BR><BR>With bosses more than eager to provide support to those 'working' late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he's a hard worker... Goes home only to change..!!).<BR>They aren't helping things too...<BR><BR>To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between 'sitting' late and 'working' late!!!<BR><BR>Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.<BR><BR>So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... Office is no longer a priority, family is... And<BR>That's when the problem starts... B'coz u start having commitments at home too.<BR><BR>For your boss, the earlier 'hardworking' guy suddenly seems to become a 'early leaver' even if u leave an hour after regular time... After doing the same amount of work.<BR><BR>People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers...<BR><BR>Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays..... Though) leave on time are labelled as 'not up to it'. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on 'working' not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.<BR><BR>So what's the moral of the story??<BR>* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!<BR>* Never put in extra time ' unless really needed '<BR>* Don't stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.<BR><BR>There are hundred other things to do in the evening..<BR><BR>Learn music...<BR><BR>Learn a foreign language....<BR><BR>Try a sport... TT, cricket.........<BR><BR>Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town...<BR><BR>* And for heaven's sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.<BR><BR>Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *'Life's calling, where are you??'*<BR><BR>Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!<BR><BR>IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING &amp; 100% COMMITMENT ETC.<BR><BR>PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE !<BR><BR>Regards,<BR>NARAYAN MURTHY.</SPAN></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:04:58 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/11/Worth-reading-mail-from-Infosysis-boss-to-his.html</link></item><item><title>POLICE CALL CENTRE</title><description><![CDATA[<br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/323/a8fd6110d18441c4adbb900a495a1066/homep/images/1221111287">]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:58:54 +0530</pubDate><link>http://vishnoi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/09/11/POLICE-CALL-CENTRE-1.html</link></item></channel></rss>