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 13:03 | 1/Oct/2008 | 0 Comment(s)
EID MUBARAK

Dear All,

Wishing You n your family a Very Happy & Safe Eid

EID MUBARAK

Pooja

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 09:57 | 1/Oct/2008 | 0 Comment(s)
Ganpati Bappa Moryaaaa

Plz see this ganpati photo                                                                    
Ganpati Bappa Moryaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Look at the eyes for few seconds.  

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 09:55 | 1/Oct/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Which Tree Do You Fall From

Good Morning !!! When is your birthday and how far u agree / disagree with the predictions ?
 
Regards,


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What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down... This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.

Jan 01 to Jan 11 - FIR TREE (Mysterious)

Jan 12 to Jan 24 - ELM TREE (Noble-Minded)

Jan 25 to Feb 03 - CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness)

Feb 04 to Feb 08 - POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty)

Feb 09 to Feb 18 - CEDAR TREE (Confidence)

Feb 19 to Feb 28 - PINE TREE (Particular)

Mar 01 to Mar 10 - WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy)

Mar 11 to Mar 20 - LIME TREE (Doubt)

Mar 21 - OAK TREE (Brave)

Mar 22 to Mar 31 -HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary)

Apr 01 to Apr 10 - ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity)

Apr 11 to Apr 20 - MAPLE TREE (Independent) -

Apr 21 to Apr 30 - WALNUT TREE (Passion)

May 01 to May 14 - POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty)

May 15 to May 24 - CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty)

May 25 to Jun 03 - ASH TREE (Ambition)

Jun 04 to Jun 13 - HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste)

Jun 14 to Jun 23 - FIG TREE (Sensibility)

Jun 24 - BIRCH TREE (Inspiration)

Jun 25 to Jul 04 - APPLE TREE (Love)

Jul 05 to Jul 14 - FIR TREE (Mysterious)

Jul 15 to Jul 25 - ELM TREE (Noble-Minded)

Jul 26 to Aug 04 - CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness)

Aug 05 to Aug 13 - POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty)

Aug 14 to Aug 23 - CEDAR TREE (Confidence)

Aug 24 to Sep 02 - PINE TREE (Particular)

Sep 03 to Sep 12 - WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy)

Sep 13 to Sep 22 - LIME TREE (Doubt)

Sep 23 - OLIVE TREE (Wisdom)

Sep 24 to Oct 03 - HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary)

Oct 04 to Oct 13 - ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity)

Oct 14 to Oct 23 - MAPLE TREE (Independent) -

Oct 24 to Nov 11 - WALNUT TREE (Passion)

Nov 12 to Nov 21 - CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty)

Nov 22 to Dec 01 - ASH TREE (Ambition)

Dec 02 to Dec 11 - HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste)

Dec 12 to Dec 21 - FIG TREE (Sensibility)

Dec 22 - BEECH TREE (Creative)

Dec 23 to Dec 31 - APPLE TREE (Love)

APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed,independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner

 

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 09:55 | 1/Oct/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
JAI MATA DI

JAI MATA DI

MATA HUM SAB PAR AAPNI KRIPA BANAE RAKHE

 

MAA    KI    JYOTI     SE   NOOR MILTA HAI

SABKE   DILO    KO    SURUR   MILTA HAI

JO   BHI   JAATA  HAI  MAA   KE   DWARE

KUCH NA KUCH USKO JAROOR MILTA HAI

 

SUBH NAVRATRI TO ALL

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 11:24 | 11/Sep/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Good Morning!!!!!

Hi ,

Good Morning!!!!! - With a beautiful message.........

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 11:19 | 11/Sep/2008 | 3 Comment(s)
Some of the best moments in life

Some of the best moments in life


* To fall in love.


* To laugh until it hurts your stomach
.


* To find mails by the thousands when you
return from a vacation.



* To go for a vacation to some pretty
place.



* To listen to your favorite song in the
radio.


* To go to bed and to listen while it rains
outside.



* To leave the shower and find that the
towel is warm
.


* To clear your last exam.



* To receive a call from someone, you don't
see a lot, but you want to.



* A good conversation with a sweet person.



* To find money in a pant that you haven't
used since last year .



* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror,
making faces.:)))



* Calls at midnight that last for hours.:))



* To laugh without a reason.



* To accidentally hear somebody say
something good about you.



* To wake up and realize it is still
possible to sleep for a couple of
hours.



* To hear a song that makes you remember a
special person.



* To be part of a team.



* To watch the sunset from the hill top.



* To make new friends.



* To feel butterflies! in the stomach every
time that you see that person.



* To pass time with your best friends.



* To see people that you like, feeling
happy.



* To use a sweater of the person that you
like and find that it still
smells of their perfume.



* See an old friend again and to feel that
the things have not changed
.


* To take an evening walk along the beach.



* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.



* To laugh .......laugh. .......and laugh
.......... remembering stupid
things done with stupid friends.


.....................These are the best
moments of  life....

Let us learn to cherish   
 

*

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 11:13 | 11/Sep/2008 | 2 Comment(s)
Read it"- care fully

I  was  walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old..
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.

 Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around.. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll  to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.

 'I replied to him that may be Santa Claus would bring it to he rafter all, and not to worry .

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.  I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there .'His eyes were so sad while saying this..     'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too,  

so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.

My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall. 'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?' ''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money! 'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll ,so that mommy could give It to my sister.

He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses .

'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

 Icouldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state

 The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the
newspaper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed , feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Please’--=== DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

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 11:11 | 11/Sep/2008 | 1 Comment(s)
Again SARDAR

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..
 
2

  Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody
  Will b there.............
  Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
 
 
3
  A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
  After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI
for
  Filling up. U knows y?
  FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
 
 
4
  A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
  huge Loss.
  Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
  He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
 
 
5
  A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after
  Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
  A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
 
 
6
  Sardar-why r all these people running?
  Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
  Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
  others running?
 
 
7
  Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
  Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
  again twins & named Max & Climax.
  Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
  TIRED&RETIRED!
 
 
8
  19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
  IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
  ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...
 
 
9
  A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
  in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat
  him why?
  He said "SMILE PLEASE"
 
 
10
  Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
  into future tense.
  Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
 
  11
  Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
  tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why
  he does this.
  Srdr:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
 
 
12
  Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
  mouth................. WHY?
  because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
 
 
13
  Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
  He was not sure as to   what   to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
  After much thought he wrote : Yes!
 
 
14
  SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.

  HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
  - I SARDAR, SHE   SARDARNEE,
  THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
 
 
15
  One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
  his college.
  U knw Why?
  Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
 
 
16
  Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
  Servant: It"s already raining.
  Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
 
 
17
  Santa! Your daughter has died!
  Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
  At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
  At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
  At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
 
 
18
  ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
  HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
  HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
 
 
19
  Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
  question ever - What will come first, Chicken or
  egg?
  O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
 
 
20
  A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
  laughing.
  A bystander: why are u laughing?
  Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
  network is following me.
 
 
21
  Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
  Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
  Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
  back.!
 
 
22
  A teacher told all students in a class to write an
  essay on a cricket match.
  All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote
  "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
 
 
23
  Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This
  Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
  could have posted it....
 
 
24
  What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
  He will compare it with the original for any
  spelling mistakes.
 
 
  25
  Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder
  to you'...........
  Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
  NEXT YEAR.
 
 
26
  WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT
  EMERGENCY?
  ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
 
 
27
  Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
  Sardar says... Drink quickly......
  Wife asks why...
  sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
 
28

  A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
  Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
  Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
  apply NEXT YEAR
 
29

 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa
  who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin like
  all d passengers in d car he was driving..
 

 

 

30  

  Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
  looking thing is what you call modern art ?
  Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
 
32

 Sardar was writing something very slowly.
  Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
  Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
  read very fast.
 
33

  Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard
  in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
  bodies and are still digging for more..
 
 
34

  A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
  walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
  replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
 
35

 Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man
  says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
  Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
  words.
  It is 'U R STANDNG ON  OXYGEN  TUBE!"
 
3 6

  Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
  his eyes closed.
  His wife asked what you are doing ?
  He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

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 11:04 | 11/Sep/2008 | 1 Comment(s)
Worth reading ,mail from Infosysis boss to his staff

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:

It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on...
PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...
And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...

All or most specimens are ??
Something male species of the human race...

Look closer... Again all or most of them are bachelors...

And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!
Any guesses???
Let's ask one of them...
Here's what he says... 'What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!'

This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices.

Bachelors 'Time-passing' during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...
Now what r the consequences...

'Working' (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.

With bosses more than eager to provide support to those 'working' late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he's a hard worker... Goes home only to change..!!).
They aren't helping things too...

To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between 'sitting' late and 'working' late!!!

Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... Office is no longer a priority, family is... And
That's when the problem starts... B'coz u start having commitments at home too.

For your boss, the earlier 'hardworking' guy suddenly seems to become a 'early leaver' even if u leave an hour after regular time... After doing the same amount of work.

People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers...

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays..... Though) leave on time are labelled as 'not up to it'. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on 'working' not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.

So what's the moral of the story??
* Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!
* Never put in extra time ' unless really needed '
* Don't stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

There are hundred other things to do in the evening..

Learn music...

Learn a foreign language....

Try a sport... TT, cricket.........

Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town...

* And for heaven's sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.

Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *'Life's calling, where are you??'*

Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC.

PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE !

Regards,
NARAYAN MURTHY.

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 10:58 | 11/Sep/2008 | 0 Comment(s)
POLICE CALL CENTRE

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